Monday, July 31, 2006

PhRMA Intern Tackles Terrorists!


Yes, it's
PhRMA Intern! Strange visitor from an Ivy League school who came to PhRMA with powers and ability far beyond those of Ken Johnson. PhRMA Intern! Who can change the course of mighty news stories, bend the truth at will, and who disguised as Emily Jameson, mild-mannered intern for a great pharmaceutical trade association, fights a never ending battle for believability, justice for pharmaceutical companies, and the PhRMA way!


Our story begins with an amendment latched on to the $31.7 billion Senate Homeland Security Appropriations bill by Sen. David Vitter, R-La. The proposal, which was approved 68-32, would create a Canadian loophole in the Food and Drug Administration ban on importing prescription medicine into the United States. (See "Senate Approves Rx Drug Import Plan".)
"We should demand that (Customs and Border Protection) focus on the true priority that we face on the war on terror," said Sen. Vitter of efforts to secure U.S. borders. "Stripping small amounts of prescription drugs from the hands of seniors .... that should not be a priority."
We open with Emily Jameson -- the mild-mannered intern at PhRMA (America's pharmaceutical trade association) -- reading her favorite morning newspaper.

She is torn by doubt exacerbated by "good" and "bad" angels arguing for and against importation of drugs from Canada.


An angel looking suspiciously like Sen. Vitter sits on one of Emily's shoulders and links importation of drugs from Canada with the plight of seniors who are being sucked into the infamous Medicare "donut hole."

Alas! Emily's vision is clouded by too much exposure to the antics of Homer Simpson. "I should have read up on Medicare Part D before starting this internship," she muses.

However, Emily knows that most large pharmaceutical companies -- many of whom are members PhRMA, her employer -- deny the existence of the Medicare "donut hole." A study, prepared by PricewaterhouseCoopers, LLP and commissioned by the Healthcare Leadership Council (comprised partially of PhRMA members including Abbott Laboratories, Amgen, AstraZeneca, Eli Lilly, GlaxoSmithKline, Johnson & Johnson, Merck and Pfizer), "shows that more than 90 percent of Medicare beneficiaries will either not reach the coverage gap or will have at least some coverage available to them in the gap" (see
HLC Press Release).
[The study also indicates that 10% of Medicare beneficiaries are NOT enrolled in Part D and also 6% enrollees have chosen "enhanced" Part D plans and will have some (my emphasis) coverage in the gap. Eight percent (8%), the study claims, will have some spending in the gap.]
Poof! The Vitter angel disappears!

Meanwhile, a devil looking suspiciously like Peter Pitts, former FDA "Chief Messaging Officer" (aka, "mouthpiece"), takes up residence on Emily's other shoulder and points out the perils of even small amounts of drugs imported by seniors (see "Counterfeit drugs and border security" and "Vitter Twitter")...


Emily also knows that PhRMA has consistently played the "terrorist" card in its battle against drug importation by seniors (see "Terror Politics vs Drug Importation" and "Canada: Mad Cows Yes, Drugs No!"). PhRMA even attempted to commission a novel involving terrorists and drug importation from Canadian Internet pharmacies (see "PhRMA's Terrorist Plot").

Some Senators have taken up PhRMA's terrorist clarion call. This is how it was reported by
EyeOnFDA:
Are seniors about to import drugs prescribed by terrorists? That is apparently and reportedly what some [have] said.

"If I were a creative terrorist, I would say to myself, 'Hey, listen, all I've got to do is produce a can here that says 'Lipitor' on it, make it look like the original Lipitor bottle, which isn't too hard to do, fill it with anthrax," Gregg said. Quoted from the referenced article of Senator Judd Gregg (R- NH).
["Creative terrorist" may be an oxymoron. But, thanks anyway to Sen. Gregg for helping point the way to any non-creative terrorist browsing the Web!]

"Enough!," shouts Emily. "These terrorists and their senior citizen 'mules' must be stopped! It's time to change into PhRMA Intern!"

In no time flat, Emily changes into
PhRMA Intern! and, in a single bound, leaps from PhRMA headquarters headed towards the Canadian border. A few minutes later she lands in a great metropolitan airport to greet arriving passengers.

PhRMA Intern! scans the crowd and their baggage with her X-ray vision. Almost immediately she spots vials of little blue pills in the checked bag of a pudgy, middle-aged man. "No exactly a senior citizen," notes PhRMA Intern!, "but close enough for me!"

PhRMA Intern!
grabs Mr. Pudgy and immediately detains him and forces him to wear a prototypical terrorist orange jumpsuit. She is surprised, however, by counsel representing Mr. Pudgy...


Yikes! It's
Senor Counsel, PhRMA Intern!'s nemesis! Senor Counsel reminds PhRMA Intern! that when it comes to smuggling contraband Rx drugs into the US, not all citizens are equal.

Also, she realizes that her navigation system may be faulty. "This doesn't look like Canada to me," she says.




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5 comments:

  1. Harry Sweeney10:47 AM

    John: Maybe it is time to seriously consider allowing the personal importation of drugs from Canada (or India, China, or wherever else they come from) . . . . with one caveat.

    All elected officials who vote in favor of this high risk scheme, must submit their resignation in advance, to be triggered by the first confirmed poisoning of Americans by imported prescrip-tion drugs.

    We can't preach drug safety out of one side of our mouths, and open importation out of the other, without the means to assure the safety of the imported drugs, which it appears is too costly, or politically unfeasible.

    The political posturing by the Robin Hoods of Congress should be exposed for what it is: vote buying by demagoguery. Bringing the pharmaceutical industry down will not fix the healthcare financing problem that we have in the U.S..

    The liberal democracies of Europe haven't been able to make it work without a two-tier system, and we (the American public)seem unable to reach a consensus on what constitutes "an equitable system" and one in which everyone is treated "equally."

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  2. Harry,

    As always, I appreciate your point of view.

    I wouldn't want to say that imported drugs are safe. However, I do find it offensive when the terrorist card is played to scare the public and win votes. That is unacceptable to me. It is much more likely that makeshift laboratories run by profit-seeking counterfeiters are much more likely sources of poisoned drugs. I think I have seen photos of these "labs" -- even maybe on PhRMA's site. This, to me, was a much more convincing argument about the dnager of unregulated imports. Every PhRMA PR piece should include one of these photos. Politicians should be encouraged to refer to these rather than to terrorists -- and they should stop giving terrorists ideas! And commissioning books about it!

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  3. Just because an issue favors pharmaceutical manufacturers doesn't mean that it's wrong.

    I agree that Senator Gregg's comments were a bit over the top. But there have been serious public health risks associated with the secondary market right here in the good ol' US of A. We don't need to import more trouble.

    Read Katherine Eban's Dangerous Doses (http://www.dangerousdoses.com), an excellent piece of investigative journalism about the secondary wholesalers in Florida. The FL situation was so egregious that it led to an overly draconian pedigree law, was recently corrected by Gov. Bush. (For those who care, details on my blog: http://drugchannels.blogspot.com/2006/06/hb-371-signed-by-gov-bush-updated.html)

    Question for John: In your first post, the Intern was named "Emily M. Johnson." Is Ms. Jameson a real person? If so, have you heard from her (or PhRMA)?

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  4. Ms. Jameson is not a real peson. Any resemblance between Emily Jameson and a real living or dead person is purely coincidental.

    Emily M. Johnson may or may not be a real person. She provided no job title, no telephone number and did not return my phone calls. I suspect that she is an alias for Ken Johnson, Senior VP at PhRMA.

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  5. Anonymous8:52 AM

    Demagoguery of the left, demagoguery of the right. Playing the terrorist card to get votes is demagoguery. It appeals to irrational fears. Although apparently the real word is "demagogy".

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